Sunday, February 6, 2011

Friends VS. Best Friends

Source : Tumblr.

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, “It’s because you’re gay, isn’t it?”



FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, “Seven days…” !



FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.
BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, “Walk much, dumb ass?”



FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.
BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.



FRIENDS: Will ask you if you’re okay when you’re crying.
BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, “Ha Ha, Loser!”



FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.
BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.



FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool withyou at that time of the month.
BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.



FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.
BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, “Run - beep - run!”



FRIENDS: Will help you move.
BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.



FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, “That was awesome! Let’s do it again!”



FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.



FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!



FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin “DAMN!” we messed up!



FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried…just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.



FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.



FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, “My bad…here’s a tissue.”



FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story…



FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you



FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME.”



FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.



FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.



FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you’ve had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say “Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don’t waste!



FRIENDS: when visiting, acts like a guest.
BEST FRIENDS: opens your refrigerator and helps himself.

Credits for them :
HaziraZahid HadriHamid Tingtong Frabha
Eema Adham Wanchai Anum Farah Amy Azmira AripAdnan Faizzahin AzilahAziz JadenSmith AND EVERYONE ! (:

Psst : Jaden Smith? Hahahahaha
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